ilmuwan
Written by Anderson/Oakes
Performed by Project Pop
This song is a Beautiful Ones parody, by a leading parody-comedy band in Indonesia.
The lyrics are pretty much nonsense, they only try to match the real lyrics phonetically.
Wanna take a listen? You can get the song right here on SuedeArt.
Masuk jurusan mesin (Majoring mechanical engineering)
Kayaknya nggak mungkin (Seems so impossible)
Otakku nggak kayak einstein (I don't have Einstein's brain)

Ikut bimbingan testing (I attended exam tutorials)
Agar tidak pusing (So I wouldn't get too dizzy)
Muter tujuh keliling, aw (Get my head spinning)

Yoga juga semedi (Yoga and meditation)
Untuk konsentrasi (For my concentration)
Bina raga jaga kondisi (Body building, keeps up my condition)

Saingannya ribuan (Thousands of competitors)
Kecil kemungkinan (My chances were slight)
Terpaksa minta bantuan (I'd have to ask for help)

Inikah satu ujian dan perjuangan (Is this my test and struggle)
la la la la
Mungkinkah banyak halangan (Could there be too much obstacles)
Jadi ilmuwan (To be a scientist)
la la la la la, la la

Coba kupakai joki (I tried to hire a jockey*)
Agar ada hoki (To get lucky)
Walau harus bayar upeti (Though I had to pay)

Pengumuman pun tiba (When they announced the results)
Kuyakin ditrima (I was cocksure I'd get in)
Tetapi namaku nggak ada, aw (But my name's not listed)

Inikah satu balasan (Is this what i get)
Anak pemalas (As a lazy boy)
la la la la
Mungkinkah jadi ilmuwan (Could it be, that being a scientist)
Hanya impian (Is only a dream)
oh

Kini kusadari (Now i realize)
Takkan kuulangi (Never again I)
Berbuat kebodohan (Would do such stupidity)

Si joki gila ternyata dia si joki kuda (That crazy jockey was a horse rider)
Si joki gila ternyata dia si joki kuda (That crazy jockey was a horse rider)
Si joki gila ternyata dia si joki kuda (That crazy jockey was a horse rider)
la la la la la

*jockey: Indonesian slang for a person who does someone else's exams for money;
most commonly university seniors doing it for the freshmen.